She's Here! Needs a name.

Kinja'd!!! "sefeing, actually bought an E46" (sefeing90)
03/24/2015 at 11:10 • Filed to: wrangler

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2012 Wrangler Sport.

Things I already want to buy:

Grab handes

Rubber floor mats & cargo mat

Wheel locks (for the spare)

Window roll-up storage

Trailer hitch (surprisingly cheap)

Spare mirrors for when the doors come off

New speakers (Infinity system isn't terrible, but soundbar speakers could be better)

SO MUCH MORE......

Needs a good detailing (compound, clay, polish, etc), but that I can do myself. I've got a DA polisher from Harbor Freight and all the AMMONYC videos I can handle.


DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > sefeing, actually bought an E46
03/24/2015 at 11:12

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MOAB, BRO!


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > sefeing, actually bought an E46
03/24/2015 at 11:16

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name = the Jeep


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > sefeing, actually bought an E46
03/24/2015 at 11:16

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your car, your rules... but regarding car names I have 2 basic rules:

1. Cars don't need names

2. Cars CAN have names but they have to be given be others, never owner named.

I guess asking opoo is a good option if you must


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > sefeing, actually bought an E46
03/24/2015 at 11:34

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Names can't be forced, they just happen. My family only ever named one vehicle: our '98 Suburban. It was simply dubbed "the beast" because the thing was virtually indestructible and took everything we threw at it...though when the moniker was attached is beyond me.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch
03/24/2015 at 11:35

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For some reason, it seems strange to me to give any car less than ~50 years old a name. Perhaps cars build since 1980 don't have enough personality...

I've never named any of my cars, but the oldest car I've ever owned was an '86.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/24/2015 at 11:38

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I've had 6 cars and only 2 had names. The first was basically posthumous and the other is my current car. I didn't give it the name and I use it only rarely.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch
03/24/2015 at 11:44

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Please share.

We had a distant cousin from Germany visit as an exchange student and he and his friend named their old Plymouth(?) beater Rutiger (Rudy). That fit, for sure.

And my family named this one "das Langenwagen".

https://www.wheelwell.com/profile/54e49b…


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/24/2015 at 11:50

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My first car that I owned outright was called "Yoda" on account that it was misshapen, green and taught me many things about how to handle and fix a car.

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My current car was named by a former oppo member I haven't seen in ages - J. Walter Weatherman - "Bruce" because it has a distinct Aussie vibe and toughness.

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Kinja'd!!! HMushman > sefeing, actually bought an E46
03/24/2015 at 11:52

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PJ. Derived from "Peej" or Jeep backwards.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch
03/24/2015 at 11:54

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Bruce definitely fits. I may have jokingly referred to my car as "Daddy's Rocket Sled" before...

But when referring to them, my M3 is "the car" or "my car", and the Pathfinder is "the truck" (even though it's really not).


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/24/2015 at 12:00

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what year pathfinder? cause it might be a truck. I mostly refer to the cruiser as...well...the cruiser or "my truck"...which my wife hates because she insists its not a truck (it totally is)


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch
03/24/2015 at 12:01

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'03 R50 = unibody

Our old '01 Xterra was a truck.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/24/2015 at 12:02

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yeah, okay, I see your point.


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > sefeing, actually bought an E46
03/24/2015 at 12:03

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Stumpy.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch
03/24/2015 at 12:04

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I'm still going to call it "the truck" - ha!

Webster's okay with that, fwiw, as long as I occasionally haul stuff:

a wheeled vehicle for moving heavy articles: as

a : a strong horse-drawn or automotive vehicle (as a pickup) for hauling

b : a small barrow consisting of a rectangular frame having at one end a pair of handles and at the other end a pair of small heavy wheels and a projecting edge to slide under a load —called also hand truck

c : a small heavy rectangular frame supported on four wheels for moving heavy objects d : a small flat-topped car pushed or pulled by hand

e : a shelved stand mounted on casters

f : an automotive vehicle with a short chassis equipped with a swivel for attaching a trailer and used especially for the highway hauling of freight; also : a truck with attached trailer


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > sefeing, actually bought an E46
03/24/2015 at 12:15

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Heep. All Jeeps must be named heaps.


Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > sefeing, actually bought an E46
03/24/2015 at 12:18

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Laura Dern...?


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > sefeing, actually bought an E46
03/24/2015 at 12:26

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If you don't call it "HEAP" you will regret it later. Murphy's Law.


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > Takuro Spirit
03/24/2015 at 12:27

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Hee hee posted the same answer before I saw yours. It's the only name.


Kinja'd!!! noise > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
03/24/2015 at 12:56

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nonsense, my buddy's 87 cutlass supreme will always be the crimson beatrice


Kinja'd!!! noise > sefeing, actually bought an E46
03/24/2015 at 12:58

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Suggestions:

Stanley
Baby Jesus
Walter
Candii
Lexus

yes the last two are strippers i see often heard about from a friend


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > noise
03/24/2015 at 13:33

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She's got enough character for it.

A friend of mine recently called another friend's maroon Suburban the Hematochezia...


Kinja'd!!! sefeing, actually bought an E46 > noise
03/24/2015 at 14:24

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You're my favorite person right now.